I have to tell you, you must know:
We’re not friends, I do hate you.
You have dealt a terrible blow,
You have made me feel so blue.
You say you speak the truth,
But honesty is overrated.
You have destroyed my youth
You have made me feel deflated.
One day I’ll get my own back,
Is a hammer good enough?
I’ll smash you, you untrained quack.
I will have the last laugh.